Oh! Thou fobbing clay-brained clotpoles!

Yay! It's Friday! It's kebab time!

After what seems like enough time to raise a cow, kill it, skin it, chop it up and cook it, I have the brood ready and dressed up to the nines.

First we go to a playing area for children which seems to me more like a public open air coffee-morning.. but at night. Women gather around to gossip while the men dutifully run after the toddlers.

Then, after watching a few kids beat each other up and a mother sportingly taking a few photos of her son when he climbes on the 'roof' of a wooden playing structure about 3 metres high.. we fuck off to get some chow.

Driving along the "beautiful" Sliema promenade, I can't help but wonder what tourists come to Malta for.

Lo and behold, qui-si-sana is in the sea! WTF is going on there?

Most of the promenade between TGIF and the road leading to Bisazza steet is cordoned off! In the middle of the tourist peak season!! Absolute genius!

(No, it couldn't wait till autumn and winter, it wouldn't fit the "Piss off as many tourists as possible" agenda would it?)

Oh how it must suck to be a tourist!!! First thing you see as you come off your plane are road works. This after a whole summer last year of having most arterial roads dug up. The people who plan and put all this into action must be rocket scientists! What will they do when there's nothing left to dig up and pull down? Banish pastizzi?

But hey! Atleast we actually found a parking space away from the cttv camera. And the food was great, like always. Save for the table of ogling Pakis. Go back to your country you damn foreigners!

Erm...

Skin, melons and camel toes.

Why hello my dear male audience! This is your lucky day!
You don't wanna read about what I cooked today or what top would go with my new khaki pants..
I know exactly what you want. You want skin, melons and camel toes. Ah you men! You're like an open book!
So, sit back, loosen your tie and let me cater to your visual pleasure needs. No, I am not posting a picture of anyone naked.. but a couple of pretty models for your exclusive viewing pleasure.
















Hot hot hot?

Damn right perfect I'd say!



Don't like asian?

Here you go..












nice eh?


I bet you're all steamed up...


Hold it boy!


Contain yourself please..



...because I think you'd be surprised to know that these women are actually men.

Go on. You can puke now. :D

Lying gits!

Men! LOL! You just can't trust them!

*rolls eyes*

For all the Watersport fans out there...

Dave Chapelle Does R. Kelly

(and this pic is actually OF R. Kelly.)

ROFLMAO!!





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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

This is just hilarious!

To understand why, you either need to be a urophiliac or you need to read this first.

Pedophilia

Eugh!
Even the name sounds like some contagious disease from the dark ages where your appendages would rot and fall off... if only!..


We've all come across news of some sick fuck who tried to screw a child or two... but what's almost as twisted is that there exist people who don't recognize pedophilia when it hits them square in the face.


Maybe they're in denial.. Or maybe they like it too!

"I was young and it was exciting!"

**retch**


These people need to be cured, don't you agree? :D

My Malta - as I see it

I love this video...

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Rehab

They say the first step to overcoming an addiction is admitting you have one.

See, doesn't that make so much sense? I mean, if I had an addiction, I think that would be the first step to take for sure - but I don't.

Ok, I might freak out if for some reason my internet is cut off, if my modem stops working or my pc gives me trouble. I might get snappy and start to wonder what to do with myself, how I would cope with an internet-less life, how I can bare to live without news at the touch of a button, a discussion only a click away and massive e-encyclopedia that can answer any kind of question, that crops up into your head, in a matter of seconds or a chat with someone thousands of miles away.

But just because I turn my pc on before I've washed my face in the morning, doesn't mean I'm addicted! Or because I have breakfast and lunch at my pc desk.. or because I placed our cold water dispenser right next to my desk!! These things are normal, right?

And that's a real question, cos I don't remember life before the Internet. Did people have to actually BUY the newspaper? Did they have to wait till the weatherman appeared on t.v. for the weather update? Did they really have to go through tens of books to search for the answer to why the moon seems larger at the horizon? Did they actually buy envelopes and stamps and wait days before correspondence was received?

I wonder how many people stay up all night using the internet? I mean, the internet is useful and all, but losing sleep to stay online.. now that's really an addiction! Some people really need to get a life! Tsk!