Most interesting post ever.

You can all go suck on something hard (or soft, what ever makes you happy lol) because I'm out of ideas. So F*ck off.


So until something outrageous happens in my life, like for example, my husband coming back from a long holiday, or my mouse stops working, you won't be reading anything interesting in here.

Until then, enjoy a bit of Russel Peters.

Friday the 13th

Oh Lord, you better stay in bed today. It's the dark Friday! Your post will consist of bills. Your toast will burn. You might spill your tea as you take it into your living room and if you are a man, you will find that on this unlucky day, you will wet the toilet seat. Friday the 13th also effects memory. This will explain why you also forgot to put the toilet seat down.


Please be careful and do not attempt anything new today.


Like eating beans and scuba diving. Simultaneously.

( Don't forget to turn the music off. )







Also, invest in a good pair of running shoes. Just incase.